Nico Alvarez

We have enough unreleased music to disappoint everyone in several distinct genres.

If a band rehearses and refuses to release anything, is it still a band or an extremely loud support group?

Bad Reception made a new demo by emailing the same file around until it became unrecognizable.

First week at the home improvement warehouse. I now know where twelve kinds of screws are and none of the things customers actually ask me for.

I have been informed that ‘it was funny’ is not an apology. So: Riley, Jace, I’m sorry I posted the picture without asking you. It wasn’t mine to share, even if I thought everybody already knew and even if the lighting was objectively excellent. I will not post pictures of either of you without permission again. I also apologize to Evan, who has apparently been appointed my posting supervisor for thirty days despite having done nothing to deserve this. This is a real apology. Tessa read it before I posted it and made me delete the sentence about the burrito.

Riley says we can’t call it a band meeting if nobody takes notes. I say remembering it in our hearts counts.

If you “know what really happened,” you know less than you think.

Has anyone heard from Jace today?

Apparently Evan and Riley made a band content calendar. I will not be consulting it.

We need a band rule about eating in the van.

Jace is spending the night in county jail. Before anybody turns this into a story: a drunk guy grabbed Riley after the show, Jace intervened, and everyone is physically okay.

Rehearsal is at seven. This means seven, Riley.