I have been informed that ‘it was funny’ is not an apology. So: Riley, Jace, I’m sorry I posted the picture without asking you. It wasn’t mine to share, even if I thought everybody already knew and even if the lighting was objectively excellent. I will not post pictures of either of you without permission again. I also apologize to Evan, who has apparently been appointed my posting supervisor for thirty days despite having done nothing to deserve this. This is a real apology. Tessa read it before I posted it and made me delete the sentence about the burrito.